Emo Porn

I know what your thinking. Your thinking “WOAH.. my dad has a tattoo on his chest like that”. Dont panic.. its not real. Its one of those temporary tattoos. I know what your thinking again. Your thinking ” WOAH.. if that a temp tattoo then shes gonna wash it off in the shower”. Calm down..

Its one of those new temp tattoos. It wont rub off in water. In fact the only thing that can remove them.. is spunk. Its true I tell you. And judging by the size of that thing, she is gonna need gallons of the stuff. Thats right. She needs our help! So stand up and be counted guys. Never before has our man juice been so important. Yeah.. id miss too and squirt on the face :P Is it me or does she look a bit like rihanna in this pic? Hell… she even looks like she is sporting a black eye :P

And listen up ladies . Get your own shaving gear. Stop stealing ours!

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