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This poor poor girl. For years she has had to endure such suffering. For although she is blessed with a sexy face and hot smoldering lips, she has the terrible affliction that her arms are only 6 inches long. She cannot reach her pussy and suffers endless sexual tension. But I don’t discriminate, her tiny arms wouldn’t faze me. Because I could look her in the eye and say with all honesty “my cock is bigger than your arm bitch”.

Ha! just messin. You don’t see so much in this picture but it doesn’t matter. Sometimes its not what you see.. i’ts what you don’t see. But I see enough to know that me and her could be good friends. She’s got a totally ripe pair of tits don’t you think? Anyway.. i’m gonna search out more of this girl..because i’m sure there are more picures of her on my hard drive somewhere.

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I know what your thinking. Your thinking “WOAH.. my dad has a tattoo on his chest like that”. Dont panic.. its not real. Its one of those temporary tattoos. I know what your thinking again. Your thinking ” WOAH.. if that a temp tattoo then shes gonna wash it off in the shower”. Calm down..

Its one of those new temp tattoos. It wont rub off in water. In fact the only thing that can remove them.. is spunk. Its true I tell you. And judging by the size of that thing, she is gonna need gallons of the stuff. Thats right. She needs our help! So stand up and be counted guys. Never before has our man juice been so important. Yeah.. id miss too and squirt on the face :P Is it me or does she look a bit like rihanna in this pic? Hell… she even looks like she is sporting a black eye :P

And listen up ladies . Get your own shaving gear. Stop stealing ours!

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